I love Phineas and Ferb. It’s my favorite television show of all time. I can watch a show from the first season in 2008 and still be able to sing along with all of the songs as if it had just aired for the first time. I have been watching the “Last Days of Summer” marathon on Disney X D for nearly four days in advance of tonight’s series finale. Such an extensive binge session not only makes one nostalgic for the magic of a simpler time, but also affords the viewer an opportunity to pick up on what made the show so special to begin with.

Being who I am, I instinctively began to analyze the characters and themes of Disney Channel’s longest-running series. Thus, I present to you this list of five virtues that the show teaches. It would be prudent for anybody, especially young conservatives who are…